Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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