this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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