Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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