I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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