he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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