Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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