My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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