Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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