So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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