if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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