Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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