Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
