I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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