Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Quick, to the slutcave!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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