hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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