Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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