I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
