love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
