so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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