and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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