love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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