Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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