Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
