Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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