just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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