Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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