After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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