I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
