If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I pour the whiskey from now on
where are my eyebrows?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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