She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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