people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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