i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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