how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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