I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
