Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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