There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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