How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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