ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
