Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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