i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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