I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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