ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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