Who did Billy Mays play for?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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