weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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