I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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