i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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