i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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