You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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