what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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