We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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